Dan Bilzerian's Failed Project was a Disaster

2:08 2 years ago she was in this hilarious commercial Kaft Mac n cheese add plays

Bilzarian's buds makes me feel unwell.

“Enough about Dan, lets go to his website.” Hahahaha

That one girl reminded me a bit of..... Abella Danger!

8:23 The cosmo guy reminds me of those MLM salesmen, trying to sell herbalife and shit.

cringe house

So all he does is talk about other people, this is kinda pathetic, you are from 1st world country, not even just any country but the greatest count to ever exist most wealthiest, most powerful USA 🇺🇸 , but you make content for youtube, your culture rewards people not creating anything not even talking about idea 💡 but your culture rewards you for talking about other people, not idea not event but people wow.

6:24 - 6:33: BARS!!!

So that dude chuckling while telling the girls to run naked to Elon's house, and inciting people to send those girls d*ck picks is the standard? I must be doing very well then...

FUN FACT: Turn off all the lights in the mansion and use a blue lamp to witness the circle of life.

I used to hang with a bunch of dudes and gals from Starbucks where I frequented. As geeky as I am I started to become that "cool" dude and smashing some of the girls in that social group. Most of the dudes were potheads and dabbling in other drugs. I was literally homeless but I had a rockstar vibe due to my leather jacket and long hair. Some of the girls liked me. I started to hook up with a few of the girls. The other dudes were not. They suddenly started creating story about me and attempting to brand me out as a poser acting masculine in order to bang chicks. I did eventually get ostracized from the group a result of a small group effort to remove me based on a narrative started by one of the more liberal effeminate dude that wanted to smash a couple girls I was. At the end of the day he was jealous so he had to find a way to cut me off from the group and portray me as bad. Highlighting some of my personality traits and digging into details about me and then making them out to be "try hard" etc ect. How do I know videos like this are not the same thing on a more macro scale? Why do we need to go Ha the house was RENTED! HA, you aren't that rich man you portray yourself to be! That is the game. Who cares. As they say don't hate the players hate the game.

He's got an awesome bed tho. Can't lie about that.

If what he says is 25% true it’s still beyond expectations. Your Basement or Dan’s fake life? Gimme a week at a guest with Dan. Fake or not. I’ll take it over the basement.

This is not a goat skull im pretty sure its a dinosaur lol

HGH doesn’t work. Waste of money.

Who pinches your nose dude?

10.000 one night stands would be more than 27 years if you would have one ons per day....sooo you're telling me he started having one night stands in that house before he was 20?! xDD

Omg so I have an ex who went through a Dan Bilzarian phase; when we broke up, he attempted to live a similar lifestyle (while working part-time doing tech support in Los Angeles). I’d be lying if I said I didn’t chuckle when he and his roommates got evicted, his bed was repossessed and he wound up having to move back to the Midwest and live with his mom. At 33. 🤭😂

Stuff like this happened to Rome before it fell. So nothing new under the sun.

bro you’re fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

"2 years ago she was in this hilarious commercial" * dogecoin ad plays immediately after saying that.* lolol

Seems like you hating

Bruh at 2:00 as soon you said she was in this embarrassing commercial and its some white dude preaching about bit coins the fuck is this wizardry.

Dude tried so hard to be the incarnation of Giga Chad meme

Cosmo gay as hell

When you subscribe before watching the video till the end to see his creepy logo... no thx, not in my energy field...

Not trying to come off as homophobic, but I got major gay vibes from Cosmo with the way he was dressed, talked, and postured himself. It's just strange that he's the one with the notoriety of being a PUA for young impressionable women.

You’d think with all that money he’d get a better dentist. He is walking around with white chicklets for teeth my lord you could see those from space! The dentist didn’t even file them down to a natural looking enamel they look fake and isn’t what you want and can ask for a light stain even so you don’t look like that lmfao. He uses roids too he has a Neanderthal forehead because of it. Look at his younger picture and now you’ll see what I’m talking about. That’s from abusing roids and his chicken legs are also hilarious to me he’s all around fake and is the guy that brags about his high school football career non stop...at 30. What a joke. Women fell for that?! They must be gold diggers 😂 I can’t stop cackling at those “teeth”

Subscribed for ya buddy. Like your videos

Don’t be jealous, envious Philion.

the npc in the background i think had a beer.

Fake navy seal bilzerian

10,000 one night stands would also be the same as a new girl every single night for more than 27 years straight. Man should win the exaggeration world record for that one.

Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 10,000 women in his life. That's the Benchmark. I never counted but at 53 and as a former Cruise Director for 7 of the 12 years I worked on Ships I have probably slept with a 1000 women. 10,000 that's a stretch.

Bilzerian only has paid friends, hangers on. He is soo CRINGE. A dirty old man.

10.000 one night stands. Let's say having 3 every night would mean he would need to have nearly 10 years of 4somes straight every single night?! Quite convincing.

Its so off its almost scary

bro that shit look like the casino roof from GTA5

Dan’s weirdest friend is Joey Swoll, preaches loyalty but cheated on his gf and lost everything and now pops pharmaceuticals on the daily

Google doing the heavy lifting there eh?

11:26 🤣😭

So much hate 😅

Philion, dont use/sponsor raycons. You deserve better.

This is pure gold. Quality entertainment exposing douchebags. For this I just subscribed.

IRL loading screen lmao

How about Philion & Juji

That cozmo pickup was literally the worst pain and cringe I felt in a long time. Someone send this clip to Pewds for his try not to cringe challenge...

wtf kinda cardio was that they were doing? dudes just chilling on an ellipitical and bike

Desi got a Michael Jackson nose

Well at least he had some great years of fun surrounded by fun toys & hot girls who were hypnotized by the fake reality he created. But in the end though you need to back up all this "success" cause otherwise you look like the biggest tool. And that's what's happening to this dude .. everyone's gonna laugh at him when this is all over .. if he had just been legitimately successful with some humility he would earn respect.. not this fake shit

The seats in his 'waiting room' are probablly made that big so he can just lay down the unconscious bodies and drag them into his bed room one after another

This deserves more views. You should see if Dan the Man has been up to anything recently King Phil!

Hes Def a Jedi master at over 10k

Subscribed just to support 💪🏼 you one of the realest dudes on social media

cosmo is gay asf, why no one says it?????????

The one thing that stood out to me here is the whole incel thing. I really do think it’s a lot of social political economic and cultural contradictions that are making it harder for men to get laid. We tend to individualize it and say it’s about men not taking care of themselves or pitying themselves. But think of it this way. If more and more men are not getting laid and a larger proportion of men in the past did, then clearly its not just about men. Same with people getting fatter. It’s not just individual will power. If people are fatter now than 30 years ago then it’s the food , it’s stress, rates of pay, all kinds of factors

"Me and my friend Matt..." My friend Matt and I.

Isn't it obvious the guy in the background is just there for the brews man

This Philion is even more annoying than the guy he made fun of

Judging from those clips, any dude who has gotten laid has more game than any "influencer". Seriously, so creepy I half expected to hear the "I have a dick and a knife, which one you want inside you?"pick-up line.

The idea of a "hype house" makes me wonder if STDs can haunt a place on their own.

Its a porno house

Cosmo is as gay as Christmas, was just waiting for him to hit on Dan.......bet Dan was disappointed he didn't 😪

You have to do an update video on this fool. Or when he was in las Vegas shooting where he pretended to be Rambo.

Damn you are incredibly funny man..... I dont know who dan is but you roasted him hard badun duncee "drum sound"

Not sure how this human lamprey crap got recommended to me...but I do have a question: is your nose a prosthetic?

Dan Bilzerians nasty beard makes me cringe.

Wasn't his dad a Shenanigan?

Guys you do realise its a gimmick? he obviously doesn't really care about all the girls, hes a middle aged guy who probably hired a load of models for a few hours filming "having fun" to keep riding the cali fame train. chillout and stop with the jealous bitterness

This channels cancer, so he's fake asf so what don't you got your own life? Definitely sounds like a case of jealousy, bc if you really had your own life and weren't jealous of him you wouldn't bother making multiple videos on him

This randomly came up in my feed and it was great. However, taking 1iu of HGH per day and 100mg of testosterone every five days is not abuse. That’s a normal, if not low, therapeutics dose

Congrats on 600K champ.

your comments draw people to subscribe.

his logo for his company just ripped off the all saints logo too (an actual clothing brand)

does anyone know the full video for 9:11?

Is Philion supposed to be funny. Maybe I just don't get it.ba da dum tosh now that's funny

iTs VeRy cOoL 8:38

I will only subscribe if you promise to live a Dan Lite life if you get to 1M. Ok?

Dan is like the scumbag version of Bradley Martin

It is good for yout. IT HAS ELECTROLITES.

Daniel bliztkragt

We're all decaying Philly. Some of us are just doing it in style ;)

You aint have to show the skippy! 😆

The way he talks to women is so disrespectful I can’t stand him. If he came to Britain and said that to a girl he would get smacked to shit

closed in on 600k.

This man did the math on the 10,000! 🤣🤣🤣

600k today

10,000 one night stands.. 10,000/365 is about 27... uh....

Try hard Hugh Hefner.

that old dude tryna pick up girls made me so damn uncomfortable

bro why did I start my day with the cringe of Dan Bilzerian

Hey Philly Phil,,, why you still working for Dan ??? Its clear to me at least this whole debacle was a way to rinse the missing millions Dan's father stole back in the day but you choose to focus on the narrative Dan is dictating.

Cosmo would be better off picking up men.

Have you looked into Hard Rock Nick

Dan is a joke of a man... But you are foolish to think a guy living that lifestyle would be anything more... Most people here are just happy to see a "successful" person fall to make themselves feel better about their non-existent life. If you took Dan seriously back then, the joke is on you

Algo sacrifice

I remember calling Dan a fraud in 2017 and his fanboys could not stop flaming me on twitter. They literally suck Dan's balls. You literally have to be the biggest loser in the world to like Dan.

Seagulls make funny noises. Usually ackward chuckles.

You sir, are gifted at ripping people apart and I applaud. 👏