Dan Bilzerian's Failed Project was a Disaster

Ahhh Phillion the simp of the century. I remember when I used to think his content was good. Lmao

I subscribed 🥺

Raycons are garbage, they are the exact same earbuds as any other. Sennheisers are better

You sound exactly like Charlie!

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Is it just me or does it seem like nobody wants to be there. Like even the girls who are actually getting paid to sit there and look hot look miserable. Dan reminds me of the kid you befriended because he had a PS2 back in 2000 before anybody else and then when you got yours for Christmas you just stopped hanging with him.

No one realizes that was josh Todd in the commercial. Man I’m old

I feel like "Ignite" was started to launder money, which is why his Dad was involved. If I had to guess, he had some very dirty money from back in the day, and he has to launder it somehow. So, he got his moron of a son to help him, lol 😆

I feel like Dan needs to take over from Chuck Norris.

This is the hottest guy on RSborder.

3:36 When they call a dab rig a skull 🤦🏻‍♂️

no matter how many girls he paid to hang around it always seemed like a pretty sad lifestyle like my brain would be so bored

Phil why not get that mole removed? Cost like 150 bucks, it’s all good but why the fuck not

Bruh

bro the math part killed me 😂

The guy behind the stairmaster is a Dan Double. A Double Bliz.

This guy reminds me of a young Shia Labouf and he’s pretty cool

Failed project was a disaster. So that means it was successful?

I too enjoy hitting the stairmaster in my thong. No one else at the gym appreciates it, but they just aren't on my level yet.

Not sure why Bilz gets hated on so much? He’s literally lived every guys dream for god knows how long. So what if he fronting or what ever at least he’s done what he wanted. One life.

Jelly

Dan would be an incel without daddy's money

I'm not here to hate on the dude , but you have to give it to him , he swindled , and fooled a lot of people to live like that for as long as he did. Bravo to him. I wonder what he'll do next .

Anyone who looks up to people like bilzerian is just an idiot, never aspire to be like him,be better, anyone showing off money is just making fun of the people who gave it to him.

You seem very salty

The talentless douchebag factory

Dan Spillzerian

I paused at 6:04 and almost suffered a cringe-attack. Sorry Phil I'll leave a "like" but I can't finish this vid. Trying to save my sanity breakdown for something else.

Hahaha the guy in the middle of the three dudes from that commercial is from the band alien ant farm lol, so that's what he is up too these days.

If you drank water from a hoes when you were younger, then you don’t need his water

Nicceeeee...Amazing sponsorship positioning in this video My Guy!! I like it...(Insert wink emoji)

This guy sounds just like critikal.

the dexters lab part got u a sub lol

literal NPC line killed me 😂

Dan.. he seemed like he was on top of the game at one point

Hahahaha this video had me howling! Sooo funny man 😂

philion your third eye transported me this video months ago in a dream and i just wanted to say thanks for the preview.

10000 one night stands in one house? So 27 one night stands a day for a year or one one night stand a day for 27 years. Both equally ridiculous...

Dunno why ppl watch this guy he has no credentials at all lol

Wow everyone there is shallower than a kids pool.

Philon,u just jelly bruh.

Such a big house and not one single original personality...

u such a quier

4:50 Bill Perkins that guy is probably worth more than Dan

Dan has small calves

I rewatch your videos whenever i am free Man you spit out fire content

Holy shit....he is 5’9....this all makes sense now!

9:48-11:34 is by far the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. And this is probably my new favorite video. The math was so good.

I have lots of girlfriends. I am a very awesome guy. SO WHY DIDN'T MY DAD HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME?!?!?!

9:05 LMFAO. Too the moon 🤣🤣🚀

I love you hahahahah

The furniture is too big because the mansion being funded by lizard people who want to indirectly take over the world Either that or multiple people use it at once

Hey Phil - just so you know - threesomes include 1 guy and 2 girls, not 1 guy and 3 girls.

This is the definition of a loser. Someone who sits at home alone hating on a guy for having the success in life most people dream of. Not only hating, but literally researching how to best hate on him. Dan is out there making millions with IGG models but no you're right, he's the loser and your the cool guy for making this video.

I like the video where Dan gets to train with the Mountain and he seemed so insecure and Beta next to Thor

This channel is so pathetic and so is everyone watching it. A bunch of sad losers convincing themselves they don't want Dan's life.

Do a video over Bradley martyn

600k subs is basically half the fitness industry

The Trilogy is complete: Fyre Festival, DaN BiLzErIaN and Logan Paul suicide forest.

Yo don't fuck with my boy Skippy the 30 year old virg

These people are so fucking painful to watch.

Algorithm

00:58 So beard is like a make up for men. No offense. Lol

We can hate as much as we want, but I'm sure Dan will never have a 9-5 job in his life. Even after bankruptcy, he will have more money than most of us will make in a lifetime.

10mg gummies? That means 10mg in the whole pack. A single gummy needs to be 25mg or higher for me to get something, even after a T-break. He's got weak product.

They didnt fail at anything they laundered what they needed to and made whatever money they did

I have to go u understand right?

He'd have to live there over 27 years to do that... if it was one a night.

Hey Phil... if you ever lose your nose you could always use my vacuum nozzle I use to get to those hard to reach corners.

So this is that Penguinz0 dude everybody talks about...

Your nose is making me uncomfortable

I’m kinda surprised he couldn’t successfully monetize his platform, millions of pre teen boys with mommy’s credit card would but his junk if it had the logo

Make a video on “Hoodville” Instagram...

Happy that someone has this kind of urge to make these types of videos

10,000 is literally 3 girls per day for 10 years. or 2 girls per day for 15 years Without breaks..

If it wasn't for Dan's dads money he'd be working as a used car salesman. He lies and fails endlessly from what I've seen.

JUST SUBSCRIBED!!!

I've no idea why this was in my recommended videos, but fuck it, you're awesome and this shit was hilarious, lol.

Is this penguinz 2.0?

That Cosmo bit had me shivering

Yo fam you said: " 2 years later she was in this hilarious commercial" and a bmw ad came up.

your nose confuses me

Bruh this is the embodiment of depression..

Dan Brazilian finally earned something for himself in life: Infamy.

Was that the singer from Buckcherry?

what makes you think dan slept with just women? i bet he could handle 5 guys a night

The 40 year old washed up guy is actually bill perkins who has a net worth 55ish million dollars, pickup game still weak tho

Love how Dan’s making noises deadlifting 60kgs for the camera!

Are You Hindu?

Random backwards hat guy:"HuHAHAHAHA"

Dan getting in the deads at a heavy 135!

4:31 😂😂😂😂

What dystopian technocrisis is this?!

That was Damone.

who tf is this scuffed penguinz guy

8:29 omfg i've watched this before i cant do it again I CANT

its hard when your white collar criminal dad launders you millions of dollars :(

Do you know who David Goggins is ?

Nothing has made me more uncomfortable than watching his so-called friends interact with each other.